57. I will not leave my puppy in Professor Rayasha Yakuza's care.
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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
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Prof. Caroline Moncrief-Vesey
, Aug 15 2011 11:57 AM
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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:13 PM
58 - I will not go boat "shopping" with any of the Delacour girls no matter how fun it is to be a pirate.
62 - I will not steal Rici's whip so I can die it yellow and be Wonder Woman for Halloween.
62 - I will not steal Rici's whip so I can die it yellow and be Wonder Woman for Halloween.
Edited by Emily Coldsteel, 17 August 2011 - 09:24 PM.
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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:14 PM
Thought of a 26.5: Unless Lizzie is teaching.
And my ideas to add are:
59 - I will not dress up like a house elf to prank people, using their drinks, food, and dishes.
60 - I will not slide down the moving staircases on my matress.
61 - I will not use wizard swears, nor the Elder Swear, in place of vulgar language, no matter how silly they sound.
And my ideas to add are:
59 - I will not dress up like a house elf to prank people, using their drinks, food, and dishes.
60 - I will not slide down the moving staircases on my matress.
61 - I will not use wizard swears, nor the Elder Swear, in place of vulgar language, no matter how silly they sound.
Edited by Will Gryffin, 18 August 2011 - 01:13 AM.
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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:38 PM
63. I will not bite death eaters just because they are getting on my nerves.
64. It is not acceptable to run around screaming or crying just because a specific vegetable is near you.
64. It is not acceptable to run around screaming or crying just because a specific vegetable is near you.
Edited by Bellini Emilia Ava Greco, 17 August 2011 - 09:38 PM.
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Posted 17 August 2011 - 10:24 PM
65. I will NOT kill people just because i dont like their last names.....
66. I will NOT feed Calamari to the giant squid; again.
67. It is NOT appropriate to teach all the portraits in the headmasters office to do a strip tease to "Living on a prayer"
68. It is NOT appropriate to turn first year's skin hot pink accidentally on purpose.
69. It is NOT appropriate to steal you little sisters nickers and sell them to Slytherin Boys.
70. It is NOT appropriate to turn back time so that everyone is 11 again.... and again.... and again.....
71. It is NOT appropriate to ask Prof. Yakuza why she has a nose when her grandfather didnt.... (and yes, someones asked her that)
66. I will NOT feed Calamari to the giant squid; again.
67. It is NOT appropriate to teach all the portraits in the headmasters office to do a strip tease to "Living on a prayer"
68. It is NOT appropriate to turn first year's skin hot pink accidentally on purpose.
69. It is NOT appropriate to steal you little sisters nickers and sell them to Slytherin Boys.
70. It is NOT appropriate to turn back time so that everyone is 11 again.... and again.... and again.....
71. It is NOT appropriate to ask Prof. Yakuza why she has a nose when her grandfather didnt.... (and yes, someones asked her that)
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Posted 17 August 2011 - 11:19 PM
67. It is NOT appropriate to teach all the portraits in the headmasters office to do a strip tease to "Living on a prayer"
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67.5 Or to "I'm Too [Censored by the Caretaker]", or "Lollipop".
73. Fun Noodle will be used only in class not to whack owls with.
74. No matter matter how brave I am, I will not say Ahoy Matey! to Professor Volynski before being sorted.
75. I will not ask the Yakuza's how their Mafioso is doing.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 02:42 AM
Seeing as i've gotten into trouble for these things....
76. I will not attempt to throw Ravenclaws off the Astronomy Tower, even if I swear its all in the name of science.
77.I will not attack the Headmistress.
78. I will not attack the Headmistress, lock her in a wardrobe, break all her decorations, then have a whipped cream/chocolate/ice cream party in her office.
79. I will not try to feed 1st years to the Giant Squid.
80. It is NOT appropriate to change peoples hair color without their knowledge, even if you think they look better with lime-green hair.
81. I will not throw muffins at Gryffindors
82. I will not try to kill said Gryffindors with any kind of weapon for retailiating.
76. I will not attempt to throw Ravenclaws off the Astronomy Tower, even if I swear its all in the name of science.
77.I will not attack the Headmistress.
78. I will not attack the Headmistress, lock her in a wardrobe, break all her decorations, then have a whipped cream/chocolate/ice cream party in her office.
79. I will not try to feed 1st years to the Giant Squid.
80. It is NOT appropriate to change peoples hair color without their knowledge, even if you think they look better with lime-green hair.
81. I will not throw muffins at Gryffindors
82. I will not try to kill said Gryffindors with any kind of weapon for retailiating.
Edited by Corey Zirkle, 18 August 2011 - 02:55 AM.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 05:10 AM
83 - I will not yell "Ichabod Crane watch out!" while dropping jack-o-lanterns off the towers when first years are gathered below.
84 - One should not host slumber parties in the Head Mistresses office when she is on maternity leave.
85 - I will not call Slytherins hotheads and proceed to practice my aquamenti spell on them.
86 - One should not ask the Fat Friar if he ate Robin Hood.
87 - One should not play with exploding golf balls during class.
88 - One should not put upperclassmen in an expandable handbag until they agree to do your home work for you.
84 - One should not host slumber parties in the Head Mistresses office when she is on maternity leave.
85 - I will not call Slytherins hotheads and proceed to practice my aquamenti spell on them.
86 - One should not ask the Fat Friar if he ate Robin Hood.
87 - One should not play with exploding golf balls during class.
88 - One should not put upperclassmen in an expandable handbag until they agree to do your home work for you.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 04:44 PM
90. It is considered in poor taste to offer one's pickle for a sickle, no matter how funny it sounds.
91. I will not gather my friends to sing the chorus of "Part of Your World" to Neryssa the Mermaid.
92. I will not run into Neryssa's bubble and shout, "HEY! Walk much?!"
93. I will not refer to Madame Giselle D'Lisle as my Fairy Godmother, nor will I ask her where my pumpkin coach is.
94. I will not refer to Prof. Travis Blair's Pygmy Puffs as his "furry little problem."
95. I will not accuse Prof. Travis Blair of Transfiguring Hufflepuff students into Pygmy Puffs as a disciplinary measure.
91. I will not gather my friends to sing the chorus of "Part of Your World" to Neryssa the Mermaid.
92. I will not run into Neryssa's bubble and shout, "HEY! Walk much?!"
93. I will not refer to Madame Giselle D'Lisle as my Fairy Godmother, nor will I ask her where my pumpkin coach is.
94. I will not refer to Prof. Travis Blair's Pygmy Puffs as his "furry little problem."
95. I will not accuse Prof. Travis Blair of Transfiguring Hufflepuff students into Pygmy Puffs as a disciplinary measure.
Edited by Prof. Travis Blair, 18 August 2011 - 04:58 PM.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 05:10 PM
97. It is not acceptable to attempt to transfigure Professor Blair's fiance into a tea kettle, plant evidence of murder and proceed to comfort him in order to take her place, no matter how much of a yumm-sicle he may be.
*Giselle whistles innocently and slinks away from Ariana*
*Giselle whistles innocently and slinks away from Ariana*
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 05:18 PM
*sings* I'm a little teapot....
NO WAIT! No I'm not! Someone shouldn't be calling anyone short - and I'm not "stout," I'm "pregnant."
((And so this is not complete spammage.))
98. The Two-Headed Cow Liberation Campaign is a better idea when Governor Kane is not in the stables with you.
NO WAIT! No I'm not! Someone shouldn't be calling anyone short - and I'm not "stout," I'm "pregnant."
((And so this is not complete spammage.))
98. The Two-Headed Cow Liberation Campaign is a better idea when Governor Kane is not in the stables with you.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 05:27 PM
99. I will not attempt to tie other students to a Quidditch hoop and light them on fire.
100. I will not fling dungbombs down the stairs up to the tower onto the oblivious students below.
100. I will not fling dungbombs down the stairs up to the tower onto the oblivious students below.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 09:42 PM
101. I will not start a food fight during an international feast with a fellow Headmaster.
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