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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts


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#121 OFFLINE   Denebola Chiaroscuro

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 01:16 PM

336.- Everything that happens on Facebook.
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 03:52 PM

337. You shouldn't count how many slytherins you can trip.

#123 OFFLINE   Trey Sylvania

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 04:02 PM

Eat other peoples peta

#124 OFFLINE   Kiara Rosengard

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 07:32 PM

170. It is a bad idea to use a pot as a toboggan. (broken limbs heal painfully)

#125 OFFLINE   Savannah Wood

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 09:16 AM

171. I must not release bludgers in the common room.
172. I must not substitute exploding quodpot balls for the quaffle.
173. A time turner is not a flux capacitor, therefore I should not install one in a muggle car.
174. To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys is not a valid career choice.
175. I must not refer to the accio charm as the force.
176. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. (And I will hex you.)
177. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
178. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to divination class.
179. It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory.
180. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.
181. Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from "Phantom of the Opera.
182. I should not refer to DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine.
183. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
184. Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around werewolves is inappropriate. (I did this one on an Underworld style site)
185. I will never again use the spell used to enchant bludgers on peas.
186. -Or tomatoes, plums, oranges, or any other food item. Or any other item that is not a Bludger.
187. Bubotubers are not filled with tasty honey, and it is wrong to tell First Years that they are.
188. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.
189. -Or a dalek one.
190. -And I must not transform a pepperpot into a Dalek.
191. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

#126 OFFLINE   Dijon Adridge

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 03:40 AM

Lol, this stuff is super funny!

#127 OFFLINE   Sirena Whitewater

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 08:40 AM

Hilarious

#128 OFFLINE   Dijon Adridge

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 11:05 AM

Lol

#129 OFFLINE   Sirena Whitewater

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 11:31 AM

I especially like the 191th one.




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