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[Raiden Yakuza]

Hello fellow writers,

Before I begin you will need a mirror of some kind, if your a girl I imagine you have at least 2 in your purse. My fellow bro dudes may I suggest stealing one from either your girlfriend, or some hot neighbor girl in your apartment building. So here is how this works you pick up your mirror, or stand in front of one, think of something positive and clever.....and than if you would be so kind as to recite your "Positive Affirmations" here for myself and others to read, mock, laugh at, and ultimately enjoy. I shall go first!


"All the people in the world I hate.....eventually their all going to die."



"George Lucas can no longer harm or inflict pain on Star Wars ever again"



"I won't be stressed out when I'm dead"



"I may suck at Yoga, but at least the scenery is nice"



"If the US gets invaded well at least I look like a Canadian"

[Christian Vladik-Yakuza]

You don't die a virgin, life screws us all in the end.



I'll get to travel the world if I become homeless.



I may be stuck working at a Gamestop forever, but I'll get to play games for free.


I may not be mature and watch cartoons all day, but Looney Toons never woke me up in the middle of the night for diaper change.

[Healer River Samja]

All these are interesting affirmations.

[Prof. Alaina Balthazar]

I wasn't expecting affirmations like this when I clicked on the page lmao

[Anastasia Savage]

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[Dijon Adridge]

I'm going to become the Minister for magic someday

[Carina Thomas]

I'm unique....just like everyone else.

Don't have to worry about getting pregnant if I'm a lesbian!

If my parents are angry with me, just means I get to move out sooner!

Pervs: at least someone in this world wants me.

Often having to go to the hospital means I get to see my friends the unicorns more often!

[Dijon Adridge]

People can say what they want about me...
They're just insecure and a bunch of losers!

[Vincent Elias]

I'm gonna die alone, but at least my cat will have food for several days.

 

I may not be good looking or rich, or all that smart ... I forgot my point.

[Scarlet de Lapin]

I might have a job that doesn't appreciates me but at least I save lives

 

Not everyone understands me but that is the beauty of life

 

Magic is real to those that believe

 

I can stand alone but really there are tons behind me ready for a fight!

[Akira Skora]

There is always a way. Even when you think there is no way, there is always a way. 

[Sean Bergmeister]

It hurts when I laugh, why do you want to tickle my funny bone?

 

Beare the dark wizard has the name Hart.

 

I will endure the torture of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.

 

Niko is not trying to kill me, she is testing my limits.

[Prof. Andre Rockwell]

There is no bottom after you hit rock bottom. 

[Annabeth Kane]

“If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely," wrote the renowned children's author in his book The Twits.

[Lilith Ivanov]

Be brave. You are the best

[Seaghan O Briain]

Be courageous and you win a lot.

[Lilith Ivanov]

You are great with your own abilities. You just have to believe in yourself You can do this

[Clementine Chaplin]

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

- Oscar Wilde

[Seaghan O Briain]

Keep heart and don't give up believe in yourself.

[Lily Montgomery]

Don't take criticism from someone you wouldn't go to for advice