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#21 OFFLINE   Prof. Penny Lane-Belvins

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 04:38 PM

Ha! The best birth control EVER.
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#22 OFFLINE   Soleil E. Michaels

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 05:13 PM

I loved my boy when he was a toddler, perfect little boy but maybe because he was an only child, who knows. Now my ferrets are like little kids but they are too cute too.

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 05:35 PM

Oh, mine are good too. It's not that they're being bad, it's more the non-stop talking and the fact they can be sneaky and unroll an entire roll of TP in under a minute...

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 07:12 PM

OH GOD! My one nephew does that ALL THE TIME!!!! And he won't let me go to the bathroom by myself either. It's like they always have to know where I am.

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 03:03 AM

My 6 year old calls me fat and bald....I'll swap you?

revision: would you believe that I got his age wrong he is actually 7....FML


SEE - It's YOUR fault I thought he was 6. Twit.

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 03:30 AM

Seb - my 18 month old has just picked up '[Censored by the Caretaker]' from her delightful aunt. So everytime she gets in trouble she says 'mama big [Censored by the Caretaker]' then giggles and goes 'oh noooo!' So I can only imagine what she'll be like at 6. She thinks it's even funnier because her 'angel daddy' laughs. She's got daddy wrapped around her fingers already so good luck to him in teen years.

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 03:49 AM

I just wish there was a "What happens when your darling son hits puberty" book for single moms. There is no way growing up in a house full of girls prepared me for this adventure.

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 08:14 AM

Well, Seb... you ARE bald.

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 09:26 AM

Well, Seb... you ARE bald.


Not bald, its only receding there is a difference!!!!!!
Plus I scared the be-jesus out of him when I told him its passed down from father to son. -EVIL LAUGHS-

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Posted 21 July 2011 - 08:05 AM

Actually, male pattern baldness (receding hairline) is passed down through the female gene too. So have him check out his maternal grandfather too. Could get hit by a double dose. My son just shaves his whole head now. Says the stragglers drive him crazy!!

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Posted 21 July 2011 - 08:09 AM

I would look more [Censored by the Groundskeeper] with a shaved head

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 12:53 PM

I've not seen my two kids since the end of May, and they dont get here to England until September. I miss them so much, that i miss their fighting. Four months is way too long. ;P

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 07:51 AM

I love my nine month old son he is adorable and i love to watch him learn new things he's so smart!! Even IF he is an ornery little handful who gets into EVERYTHING and when you tell him no he just turns around and gives you that cute little smile thinking it's going to keep him out of trouble.....well IT'S NOT!! haha

#34 OFFLINE   Prof. Penny Lane-Belvins

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 08:36 AM

Haha! You think he's a handful now? Just you wait...

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 08:17 AM

Haha this thread scares me to death and makes me giggle at the same time :D

Toddlers, yeah... The 3 year old is starting to act up now after the littlest one was born (2 and a half weeks ago <3 ) but he's still manageable... Tell me this though: When did 5 year olds start acting like 14 year olds? Anyone got an answer to that one? I'm hoping my girl will be over the 'terrible teens' by the time she actually reaches them... (Optimistic much? You know it!)

I do love them all to bits, the little brats <3

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 08:09 PM

As someone who works with toddlers and small children (age from 4 to 11 or 12) I need to say kudos to every single parent in the world because if it wasn't for the fact I can give them back by the end of the day I would have gone crazy already.

I love children and I do have the urge to have one of my own from time to time, but god saves us all they are annoying little s***s when they want to.

Working with preteens though is one of the funniest things in the world, kids are awesome at that age, young enough to still want to do fun stuff and old enough to understand things and go with them.

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 04:29 PM

Erhmm I wanna have a baby .... >.<

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Posted 06 November 2011 - 03:59 AM

Well have one then!

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Posted 06 November 2011 - 04:47 AM

QUOTE (DejaRea Coldsteel-Stone @ Jul 8 2011, 01:49 AM)
I just wish there was a "What happens when your darling son hits puberty" book for single moms. There is no way growing up in a house full of girls prepared me for this adventure.



Boys are much easier than girls. I only had one child and he turned out okay, I think. I'm glad I never had to go through what my mom did with 3 girls. I was single and military mom.

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Posted 06 November 2011 - 08:16 AM

QUOTE (Sebastian Delroy @ Nov 6 2011, 04:59 AM)
Well have one then!

NO don't just have one!!

Take a few months and really think about it first. The idea of a baby is much nicer than the reality. And you have to have a support system, whether it is a husband, or sisters and brothers, or enough friends that will share int he upbringing of your child.

And having an "aunt" who loves your child is worth all the bad habits!! I don't think I would have survived without my sister. Even if she did get my oldest hooked on life savers candies. It is now a standard gift that she still sends the 32 year old. It is their own private thing.




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