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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

Started by Prof. Caroline Moncrief-Vesey , Aug 15 2011 11:57 AM

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#21 OFFLINE   Prof. Katerina Petrov

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 11:15 AM

6. I am not allowed to set First Years on fire just for not being in Slytherin.
7. I am not allowed to burn down tree houses...repeatedly.
8. I am not allowed to give Rici a rubber duck for Christmas.
9. I will not randomly hex other students pets for being there.
10. I will not try to sneak to the Dragon Sanctuary to "tickle the cute one".
11. Water balloons will not be used as ways to shower first years.
12. It is not appropriate to steal all the Slytherins socks for kites.

Edited by Prof. Katerina Petrov, 16 August 2011 - 11:16 AM.

#22 OFFLINE   Prof. Caroline Moncrief-Vesey

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 11:44 AM

** List Updated

#23 OFFLINE   Prof. Katerina Petrov

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 12:11 PM

22. Jello is not appropriate as a Christmas decoration, even if it does come in red and green.
23. Gazebo's are not the place to let loose the Slytherin pet snake.
24. The Slytherin's pet snake is not to be let loose in the middle of picnics.

These are from like waaaay back in '07, but nonetheless we got in trouble for them, lol.

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 12:18 PM

25 - First years are not moving targets

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 12:53 PM

26. No matter how much you want sugar, do not eat candy during class.

#26 OFFLINE   Prof. Katerina Petrov

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 01:31 PM

27. It is not okay to call a professor, no matter how evil they are being, evil in front of the entire class, loudly.

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 01:41 PM

28 - The Greenhouses are not where you can practice any ball sport
29 - I am not allowed to punch someone in the face over hexing them, they have the same punishment

Edited by Illium Cuthwulf, 16 August 2011 - 01:42 PM.

#28 OFFLINE   Prof. Katerina Petrov

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 01:45 PM

30. I am not allowed to sing Muggle songs while hanging over a boiling cauldron, while a wolf threatens to eat me.
31. It is not okay to hit someone with a fun noodle and yell "Wootalooo!"
32. At no point is it acceptable to play chicken with the Whomping Willow.
34. I may not call Slytherins Slytherskanks, no matter how much I think they are.

Edited by Prof. Katerina Petrov, 16 August 2011 - 01:48 PM.

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 01:50 PM

35 - Mudblood is not a blood status... even if I insist it is.
36 - First years may not be used as guinea pigs to test magical theory, even if they sign a waiver
37 - I should not be look out for any raid on an office they always get caught
38 - Abbracadabra is not a real spell and I can not sell it to first years.

Edited by Illium Cuthwulf, 16 August 2011 - 01:51 PM.

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 04:38 PM

Have to say this is my favorite...

637:I will not sing ' were off to see the wizard' while being sent to the headmaster's office

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 04:48 PM

39 - Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat is not a Wizarding Poem no matter how much I insist Lewis Carol was insane or a squib.

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 10:40 PM

40. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
41. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
42. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
43. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 01:37 AM

oddly I know people who have tried to do those last few

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 12:43 PM

277. I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.

278. - I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

279. -Especially not with kazoos.

ahahaaa :)

328. Regardless of how much Professor Snape's hair might annoy me, it is inappropriate to sneak into his room at night
and shave it off.

329. -Likewise, it is unkind to make the aforementioned hair into a wig and wear it to potions class.

330. -Nobody cares that it makes me feel "pretty".

LOL I LOVE THIS LIST!

17. -I will not tell first years that "any true wizard or witch" can see Thestrals, and that if they can't they
"obviously aren't cut out for this school".

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 05:33 PM

44. I will not tempt Professor Logan with alcohol, no matter what stories I hear from the staff.
45. I will not refer to Madame D'Lisle as a Lilliputian.
46. There is not a giant evil butterfly under Beauxbatons Palace and I will not under any circumstances attempt to locate it.
47. Eye-patches are not acceptable forms of Durmstrang headgear.
48. I may not sing "Good Ship Lollipop" on the way to Durmstrang.
49. Durmstrang Professors are not mateys and Professor Volynski is not their Cap'n.

#36 OFFLINE   Prof. Caroline Moncrief-Vesey

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 05:45 PM

50 - I will not upset a veela in an attempts to see their true form

((I now want a Beaux student just to look for the butterfly))

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 06:23 PM

((I now want a Beaux student just to look for the butterfly))


*Reads and dies of laughter...you would.*

51. The Brotherhood is a ficticious society, and I will not attempt to locate it.

Edited by Alex Valen, 17 August 2011 - 06:23 PM.

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 06:47 PM

44. I will not tempt Professor Logan with alcohol, no matter what stories I hear from the staff.




ROFL!!!!!!


52. I will not write insults on a wall of compliments in the girls or boys room

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 08:39 PM

53. I will not attempt to reunite Madame D'Lisle and Professor Volynski, no matter how many episodes of Dr. Phil I've seen.
54. I will not attempt to make deposits to Gringotts through Madame D'Lisle.
55. It is not polite to hum "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead" while reading the obituary section of the Daily Prophet.

#40 OFFLINE   Alex Valen

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 08:44 PM

56. I will not sneak into common rooms, in a different school; just to read their OOC. Even if I know I am mentioned on it...repeatedly.

Edited by Alex Valen, 17 August 2011 - 09:06 PM.

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